My Three Year Old Will Now Reply To All Of Your Emails

My Three Year Old Will Now Reply To All Of Your Emails

by | May 21, 2020

I’ve given my three year old my laptop to reply to your incoming emails right now. My one-year old might also be chiming in. I’m having a hard time keeping them away from the keyboard. Don’t worry, I’ve invented a magical device that can also translate their thoughts and actions into words. As of Sunday, they are now responsible for my inbox. You can consider them my new personal assistant.

Little Quips on This Not-So-Little Pregnancy

Little Quips on This Not-So-Little Pregnancy

by | April 13, 2016

I find pregnancy to be quite weird. My body has taken over. It’s running a long-embedded script I didn’t know I had inside of me. I’ve taken to writing short bits on twitter under the hashtag #pregrealities. Something about Twitter makes me feel like I actually...